Perfect Wife

Weeks ago, I texted him something about me promising to change my temper, no more emo-ness, no more frustration etc, and promise to be a perfect wife with no room for improvement.

He told me he's gonna keep that message and if next time I throw temper at him, he will flash this sms to me to remind me. But too bad... he accidentally deleted that sms away. Rofl.

So... no evidence showing my promise to change, no evidence about changing to a perfect wife.

Oh ya, u guys pls do not be mistaken by the word "Perfect"

Our defination for "Perfect" is not in terms of looks, figures etc, its about inner beauty, like behavior, characters...

If its about outlooks, then I will never be perfect. =/

If hubbie saw the above, i think he will be acting upset, acting emo, lols.

Okok, don't be upset, don't act emo, here's a present for you....

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I, Lim Xue Qi, NRIC S82xxxxxx, hereby promise to change the following for her husband, Mr Tan Xiao Ping.

- Will control my temper

- Will not throw temper at you over small minor things.
(very similar to above, just add in to make the list longer =x)

- Be understanding

- Be considerate

- Won't get easily emo over small minor things also

- to be Mr XP's perfect wife

But...


the above will only be effective if you promise me the followings... Wahaha.

1) Never pinch my nose or face or beat/pinch me (any part of my body)

2) Never tickle me

3) Never hide my little precious pillow up, be it inside Yuki's house, under the bed, on top of the bed frame. All cannot!!!

4) Never tease me or say me stupid

5) Must shower me with lots of love and care.

6) Never betray me!!! (Most impt one)

If you fail to do any of the above.. then I've to say bye bye to those promises I made to you too. Muahahaha.

You must be jumping ard after u see this post.

CONTROL!!! You must control! Cos you cannot pinch/beat me. You cannot bully me!!! Wahaha